Narrator: Well, well, its good to see you again! I’m sure you’d love to know what Epic Story 7 holds so I’ll just get right to it but be warned! It may not be what you want or what you expect because this story… well… its epic.
Our heroes were all set on doing different things. Sara was given a mission by Demeter to find or make a fruit plant that can grow in Antarctica so right now Sara was bundled up and hiking through the freezing cold with some kind of fruit that looked like a cross between a blueberry and a pear trying to find just the right place to plant it. This may be tough for a regular 10-year-old girl but Sara could handle just about anything.
Izzy, Che Che, Nico, Percy, and Annabeth were hanging out in outer space test driving Annabeth’s new space craft that she obtained during her mission to the magical space station. Olivia and Randy would have loved to do these things with their friends but were curiously still sleeping even though it had been 12 hours since their near death experience at the volcano. strangely, nobody knows why they are still sleeping.
The villains were also busy. Jeremy was working on a hologram of himself to trick his mother into believing that he is at home doing what he is supposed to do. His mom was just a regular person who didn’t know that there were super powers in the world and would freak out if she did find out. Building a hologram was simple for Jeremy because he was like this super genius who was only like 4 years old plus he just found out that his brain allowed him to move things without touching them. Sam and Michael were trying to help him but only ended up messing things up more. “I swear Sam is such an imbecile and Michael can’t touch anything without breaking it.” Jeremy would say. Still he knew Sam and Michael were loyal and had good powers that were always useful plus they took good care of his big lofty chair although he suspected that was because they enjoyed spinning around in it and pretending that it was a roller coaster.
Randy had a talent to sleepwalk so that day she stood up and started walking around and dragged Olivia out of bed who gladly sleeepwalked with her to the bank but keep in mind that they are sleeping so they really have no idea that any of this is happening. Together they walked to the bank and Olivia sleepteleported them into it. They stuffed bags with cash and even ate some money but after they were satisfied they hit Best Buy and started stealing stuff from there then it was off to the jewelry store to steal a couple of gold watches and diamond bracelets from there. Strangely they walked to the police station after that and of course got arrested for stealing. They spent the rest of their time sleeping in a jail cell.
Che Che’s POV
“Whoa what that PLUTO???!!!!” I screamed jumping up and down excitedly. We were in OUTER SPACE!!! Annabeth built this cool space station on Annabii so we got to try out a new space ship that actually had artificial gravity just like in the movies. We had nothing to worry about because this ship made it feel like we were on Earth. I gotta say I’m a bit disappointing ’cause it would have been fun floating in zero gravity but everyone seemed to be enjoying the ride. Even though we didn’t need to do any of the stuff the astronauts in the past would have done Izzy was still lifting weights in the corner even though she didn’t need to because of the artificial gravity. I found that a bit strange. I peaked out the window and witnessed something that many have spoken of but none have ever seen.
The sausages were blowing up Mars because they had found a stowaway bun in their spaceship. Sausages had a severe dislike of buns but the buns would never leave the sausages alone so to combat that problem they flew to Mars with hopes that no buns would be able to survive living there. Clearly they were wrong. I watched a sausage leap up into outer space yelling “ABANDON SHIP!” All of a sudden Annabeth who was our pilot screamed “WERE GOING OUT OF CONTROL! EVERYBODY PANIC!” Next thing I knew everything turned black.
“OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!” I said as I peeled my forehead off the ground. “Need help?” asked a new voice I’ve never heard before. “The sausages… they blew up Mars… what a shame…” I whispered. “Ya I think you do.” said the voice. Someone’s hand pulled me up. The voice belonged to a boy around my age.
“Where am I?” I asked. “Welcome to Duck- Rabbit kingdom.” he said, “The only living organisms in this universe are ducks and rabbits.” “Ha ha, then why are you human?” I laughed. “Rabbits here have two forms, rabbit form and human form. Most prefer to stay in rabbit form.” he said. “Then how come you’re not in rabbit form?” I asked. “I… well… its embarrassing. I’ll explain later. Right now though I have to get you to you friends Izzy, by the way my name is Yidfish. Are you feeling O.K.?” he asked. “Izzy… is that my name?” I asked. “Ya I doubt your O.K. You probably had a bad fall on you head.” he said. Yidfish led me to a lake were my friends were sitting on a bench. “I think my brain is rattling. Everything seems so slow.” I said in a low voice. It was true. I wasn’t able to think straight and I didn’t remember who I was.
” HAHAHAHAHA” I laughed. I dived into the cloud below me and felt the cool mist on my face. Skydiving was FUN! I layed back and spotted the plane above me. “This is so co-” I said before I reached the ground and splattered into a pancake. It was miraculous! I was ALIVE! “HAHAHAHAHA” I laughed at the world. I have always wanted to go skydiving! Yaaay for pancakes!
Narrator: This was Randy’s dream. Did you really think she was skydiving? Of course not stupid! However, when she laughed in her dream she laughed out loud in real life and you know what happens when she does that….
I watched as the Yidfish dude tried to help heal Izzy with his Duck-Rabbit powers but the only thing I was thinking of was the best way to get revenge on Randy for making me completely hairless, except for my right communist leg of course. Then the strangest thing happened. My hair started growing back really fast all around my body but it only stopped when I started Looking like a big ball of fuzzy hair. “RANNNDDYYYY” I yelled shaking my big hairy fist.
If I can just get a litter closer I can reach out my arm far enough to slash Justin Biebers head off! I side stepped to block his dagger and lunged forward close enough to cut his shoulder badly. He’s bleeding badly, he’s dying from loss of blood. VICTORY! But why is his voice still echoing in my mind? No…..
Narrator: Well Olivia’s dream is a bit more… violent than Randy’s dream, ya that’s the word. When Olivia used her sword to cut the dude she actually cut Randy in real life who didn’t wake up but was still crying.
Almost a minute after Percy turned into a hairy freak the hair started becoming smaller and Percy was back to regular Percy, not weird hairy Percy, not bald Percy, regular Percy before this all happened. Che Che then started dancing for no reason. Percy was really happy about having his hair back. “You don’t think Randy did this did she?” he asked. “Well who else could have? She probably cried to get you back to normal.” I said. I hope she fashionably cried. Oh and the thing with purple stuff and stuff being fashionable, well…. remember when Izzy got smashed with me…. a little piece of her is still in me and Izzy just loves the latest fashions and is crazy for her favorite color, purple. So now it has rubbed off on me. Now I see the beauty in fashion. This sounds really weird coming from me….
“All done.” said Yidfish. “Whoa! I can feel my face now!” exclaimed Izzy. “So you were telling me why you prefer to stay in human form.” she said. “Ya….. umm….. well… a regular rabbit looks just like any other rabbit in any universe but me… well that’s another story. You could say that I am more…. ugly than any other rabbit. See watch this.” said Yidfish as he transformed into his rabbit form. That thing was the exact opposite of fashion. My face turned green and Izzy puked. That thing had a pink face with green pimples and a blue-green belly that had green spots that were the color of my face. He was all deformed and fat and jiggly. “This is AWESOME!” screamed Che Che. It didn’t stop there. He was actually able to SHOOT his pimples at stuff. Then I puked. Thankfully at that time Yidfish transformed back to human form. “Aww, you looked AWESOME in your bunny form.” said Che Che. “No he didn’t! That thing is hideous.” Izzy yelled. “Don’t judge Izzy, just love.” replied Che Che. “I’m not sure I can anymore but I guess that was mean.
Sorry Yidfish, I was just shocked I guess. I’ve never seen anything like that.” said Izzy. “Its fine you’re not the first one who had that reaction.” said Yidfish looking slightly embarrassed. When things calmed down Yidfish offered to give us a tour of his world.
We saw some of the amazing sights life the monument of Sir Demo Duck III which was a statue of a rabbit riding a duck. The statue didn’t seem to be made out of stone but rather, some kind of sturdy brown goo.
Of course the sights were really cool and beyond imagination but the most memorable one (especially for Percy) was the Duck Diner. We got hungry during the tour so Yidfish offered us to go to the Duck Diner claiming it was the best diner in all of the universe. We accepted ’cause… well… who wouldn’t want to go to the best diner in the universe? We sat down at a table and started ordering. Izzy wasn’t too hungry ( there’s nothing to make you more full than getting a concussion) and Annabeth was too busy reading a book to notice much about what was going on.
5.45 years later divided by a half so uhhhhh 10.9 years later…… Percy’s POV
I looked at the mountains. They didn’t seem dangerous but more… peaceful. I took in the moment while it lasted. Tomorrow was not going to be a pretty day. I looked at my arm “Honestly again!” I yelled. “Come on! its not like I’ve got an endless supply of blood! Arms don’t grow back quickly!” I really wish she hadn’t bitten that vampire. Thanks to her my arm was gone, again.
10.9 years before that happened…. Nemo’s POV
I like hot dog!
So it was just me, Che Che, Percy, and Yidfish who wanted something to eat. Yidfish new the best dishes so he ordered for us. Since we were new at the diner we had to follow a tradition that all the new people followed. We had to eat blindfolded and guess what we had eaten. How fun is that?!
“Ok guys let me think about this.” I said. “OK!” Nico screamed happily. This will be great. Percy looks like he good use a good meal so I will give him our best meal. Let me write this down on a piece of paper to give to the waiter.
Che Che- Appetizer: White root smoothie Main: edible tree bark Desert- blue mango ice cream
Nico- Drink/Appetizer: Guitar juice and guitar picks Main: purple grass Desert: fried chocolate covered ants on a Popsicle stick
Percy- Appetizer: elephant poop covered in tree vomit Main: fried butt with barbecue sauce Desert: human lung pie covered with living horseflies Drink: pee mixed with wasp blood
Me- Appetizer: rap music by Linkin Park with green earphones Main: a duck’s soul covered with blue mango syrup
I went up to the waiter and handed him the paper. “Thank you.” he said with a nod and went back to the chef. Percy was going LOVE his!
Che Che’s POV
I couldn’t see anything but I didn’t care. I was STARVING so I just dug right in. I picked up something hard and took a bite of it. I was crunchy yet soft and tasted pretty good. Next I took something which I was sure was a cup and found the straw. It was some kind of juice but I couldn’t make out what kind. Still it tasted good and reminded me of nature. I moved on and felt a spoon. I took it and smashed it into something mushy and played with it a bit. I scooped some up and put it into my mouth. I was like heaven on a plate. It felt like ice cream and was cool and mushy like ice cream is when its a bit melted but it tasted like no other flavor. It was like a partying combination of different fruits and candy and cookies and something else she couldn’t quite understand. It was amazing!
I started with the appetizer. It was hard and I couldn’t chew it so I spit it out and moved on to the drink which thankfully was better. I’m not sure what it did to me but i suddenly heard guitar music in my mouth which scared me at first but then became relaxing and jumpy at the same time and it tasted like chicken. I grabbed some thing that felt smooth and flat and stuffed it into my mouth. I knew what the color was, purple. Purple always has this awesome feeling. It tasted great and like nothing I’ve ever eaten before. After I was done with that I took what felt like a popsicle stick and started chewing on it. It was crunchy and chocolaty and lemony and like bacon. I loved it.
IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! All of it. It tasted like things that would make you throw up if I described it. The worst was the desert. When I took a bite it not only tasted horrible but I felt like something was stinging my mouth. I tried to cough it up but it just went into my stomach and I got VERY sick. I started choking and then I fainted. I felt things moving around in my veins. It was SICKENING! And everything was strangely squishy. I really wonder what I ate!
Everyone seems to be enjoying their meal. Wait, is Percy choking? No, never mind he’s fine now. I think it’s just my imagination. Well I’m enjoying my food. When everyone is done eating I said “So does anyone know what they ate?” “I definitely felt purple.” said Nico. “It was REALLY GOOD!!” Che Che squealed. I told Che Che what she ate. “Whoa! Can I have some more root smoothie and blue mango ice cream because that was AWESOME!” I then told Nico what he ate. “Are you serous?” he asked, “Guitar juice? How is that even possible? Purple grass? Last time I checked, grass was green. Chocolate covered ants! That was actually really good! They taste like bacon. ” I then told Percy what he ate. His face turned Nico’s favorite color. “I feel really sick.” He barfed. Nico also looked close to throwing up and Che Che just stood there with her mouth and eyes open wide in shock. “Okay, well maybe what I ordered for you isn’t really edible for humans so I recommend you go to the bathroom and throw up there.” I told Percy. He took my advice.
“Yes yesssss YESSSS!!!” I did it! I escaped being grounded! “MWAHAHAHA! What evil thing will we do now?” asked Sam. “No Sam, no, you can’t do the evil laughter just don’t, don’t do it.” I said. “What?” he asked. “Am I not doing it right? Let me try it again. I can get it right. MWAHAHAHAHA!” “NO!” I yelled. “Just DON’T! You are ruining evil for us.” “I don’t mind it.” said Micheal. “YOU PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE EVIL PROPERLY!” I yelled to them. “Well what do you think we should do about then?” asked Micheal. “Straaaaawwwbeeerriiiieeessss.” said Sam. “Uhhh…” I sighed, “Well since you can’t be evil then let’s try being good.” “Yes because that’s what ALL super villains do. Steps to becoming a powerful super villain, Number 1: Be evil. Number 2: Mess it up. Number 3: Give up because your hopeless and if you don’t your boss will soon strangle you with his brain.” Micheal said. “Shut up Micheal.” I shook my head, “You shouldn’t do sarcasm, you overdo it. Just stick with saying stupid comments for now.” Micheal looked as if he wanted to strangle me, but I know he’s not Sam, he’s not a supreme idiot, so he won’t do it.
“AAHHHHH” I screamed. “That’s a mortal tomato!!!!! THAT’S A MORTAL TOMATO!!!! MORTAL TOMATOES CAN’T SCREAM!!!!! IMMORTAL TOMATOES WON’T SEE IT!!” Can penguins be any more stupid? I’ll just plant the blue mango. Wait, something just happened with Che Che that involves blue mangos.
Narrirator: Well that was just weird.
Sara’s POV again
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” said Paul the talking penguin. “I love you!”. Well now I’m stunned. “I’m ten you know that right?” I said, “and you are a penguin.”
I was in the bathroom when I saw Percy run into it and throw up in the nearest sink. “That’s gross Percy! What the heck?” I said. “Uhhhhh, I’m sick. I just ate the grossest food in the universe. If fact it wasn’t even food.” Percy replied before throwing up again. “Well how come you’re in the women’s bathroom?” I asked. “I am? Well this is just plain embarrassing.”
Percy mumbled. And I laughed haha. He is so stupid sometimes! I walked out of the bathroom it was time
for us to go! “NO PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME!” Yidfish cried. “Uhh I have to go!” I mumbled very confused and
really creeped out. “I LOVE YOU IZZY!” Nico screamed and whipped out is shiny purple nail file. And out of
a puddle popped out Eddie the merman! “No! She is my girlfriend!” he bellowed. “wait why are you a….mermaid
?” Izzy asked. “Dont hate just loveeee!” Che che yelled. “Uhh. I am a merman to be excat!” he said. “Well, how
am i supposed love when I REALLY hate two people?” I asked. “Hmm whatever.” she exclaimed dancing
around. Nico was currently bashing Eddie in the head with his nail file when it turned into a giant
sword with purple gems. “AWESOME! MY NAIL FILE OF MASS DESTRUCTION!” Nico screamed happily.
“YOWWWWW!” Eddie screamed. “HEY! Stop hurting him!” I groaned and Eddie quickly disappeared in a
puddle. Boys. Nico now was whacking himself with his nail file and crying. “We don’t know him!” Percy
sighed. I slowly backed away from him. Boy was he a weirdo!
Jellybean Jeremeny’s POV
UCK! Our plans are ruined by the stupid himself SAM! Seriously! He stinks at being evil. I have
to break the news! OUR REPUTATIONS COULD BE RUINED! “Sam! You stink at being evil! We were
going to blow up that building! But nooo you didn’t bring grenades! But WATER BALLOONS! I cant
take this!” I screamed. Sam bowed his head sadly. “Well, we could try being good for a change!
Hopefully sam won’t suck at that!” Michael exclaimed. I guess my sister heard us. “GUYS! MY
BROTHER IS GOOD! NOW I MUST BE AN EVIL COMMUNIST!” she screamed. Of course everyone
joined her. We all went back to Earth. I am not sure what good people do but I guess they hold
this bake sale. So my friends and I baked some food to raise money for Haiti! “Oooh! I feel
happy! And look everybody is buying my pies! Who knew I could actually bake!” Sam exclaimed
gleefully. So far we had made 4,000 dollars! but our goal is 5,000! Oh, so close!
Izzy’s POV yet again…
Well, what do evil people do? I think bring communism! So we got right to it! We bombed
some place with communism bombs! But it was only the desert… “At least there will
be communist camels?” Percy asked. “Hmm. Let’s so destroy Jeremey’s bake sale!” Che
che exclaimed gladly. Well, she seemed eager! So we got right to it!
“Good morning Randy! Ahh! We woke up bright and early right?” Olivia said. But Randy
was still sleeping! I put a taco up to her nose in hopes she would wake up. “Ohh nom nom
….GOOD DAY TO YOU OLIVIA!” she screamed and did a dance. “Morning! Oh my gosh!
We slept for..3 days? Wait? Why are we in a jail cell?” I asked extremly confused. “Um.
You robbed a bank and some other stores!” Our jail mate mumbled. “Oh, dear well let’s
go!” she exclaimed and whipped out her wand unlocking our door. While I teleported us
out of here. “Hmm? I think orange is my color? Don’t you think?” she asked me. “Well,
do you want to get arrested again?” I asked her. “NO WAY!” she screamed and we were
teleported to a crazy scene! Jeremey was holding a bake sale and our friends were trying
to throws pies in their faces. Oh, and can’t forget stealing the money! “STOP! WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?” I asked. “Join us Olivia and Randy in being COMMUNIST!” Izzy declared
with great pride. “NO YOUR GOING DOWN TO THE GROUUNNNNDDDDD!” I screamed.
“Pants on the ground pants on the ground looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!”
Randy chanted. I gave her a look which means what was that for? She laughed and strangely
Percy was still normal! “Ha! Since I am evil you can’t control me!” Percy laughed wickedly.
Things were getting weirder and weirder.
Sarah appeared all bundled up with her jacket and Paul..the PRINCE? Hugging her. “Hey,
guys! Turns out penguins like fruit and Paul is a prince!” she laughed. While Paul bowed
and quickly disappeared. “Join us Sarah! And be communist!” Che che asked with hope. “Nope.
” Sarah replied calmly. “NOW WE FIGHT!” Nico bellowed. Annabeth was just following everyone
around with her book. “NO ESCAPE GUYS! JUMP INTO THAT HISTORY BOOK! NOW!” I screamed
while me friends joined me. “Hey..we will continue our bake sale..” Michael mumbled and
returned to selling brownies.
Narrorater: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDS? WHERE WILL THIS HISTORY
BOOK LEAD THEM TOO? WILL COMMUNISM WIN? WILL JEREMY REACH 5,000 DOLLARS? AND
WILL I FINALLY GET MY BURRITO?
All these questions will be answered in epic story 8!