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In a Box Part 1

 Rocque: Eddie! Guess what!

  Eddie: What….
 
  Rocque: I can get three tickets to Brazil
 
  Eddie: If this is anything like my space idea, count me out.
  
 Rocque: Ok, I know the going into space was… weird, but this can be an awesome opportunity!
  
 Eddie: Why me and not someone else?
  
 Rocque: *Stares*
  
Eddie: Oh right you don’t know anybody else. :D Fine, I’ll go.
  
Rocque: Great! We leave on Friday.
  
Eddie: Next week Friday?
  
Rocque: No, this week Friday.
  
Eddie: TOMMOROW? And you’re telling me this at 5:00 on Thurday night?
  
Rocque: Yup!
  
Eddie: You’re unbelievable.
  
Rocque: Hurry and get packed bro.
  
Eddie: Who else are you taking?
  
Rocque: Umm… haven’t thought that through.
  
Eddie: How about Gabbi? *giggles*
  
 Rocque: GABBI? Are you serious?
  
 Eddie: No Serious Black that’s for sure! *Turns to audience*
  
Audience: HHAHHAAHHASOFUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
 
  Rocque: Let’s go ask her *rolls eyes*
  
Eddie: My six month plan will finally work!
   
*the next day, at the airport*
   
 Gabbi: I finally get to see Brazil! The place of the place of South America!
   
 Rocque: Wait here. I’ll get us bagels.
  
 Eddie: Can we get chocoalte chip bagels?
   
 Rocque: No!
   
Eddie: Just a joke
   
*30 Minutes Later*
   
 Rocque: I got the bagels!
  
  Gabbi: You left thirty minutes ago dumbo.
   
Rocque: Well at least I got them.
   
Eddie: We’re boarding now.
   
Everyone: *Hand’s in tickets, gets on airplane*
   
 Rocque: We are sitting in the very last row.
   
Eddie: Good, since no one is behind you.
   
Gabbi: I call middle!
   
 Rocque: Let Eddie in first. He gets window seat. Then Gabbi, then me.
   
 Everyone: *Seated*
   
 Eddie: *Plugs in iPod*
   
Gabbi: *Reads magazine*
   
Rocque: *Sleeping*
   
Flight attendent: *Looks at Rocque* Please fasten your seat belt sir. Sir. SIR!
   
Rocque: AHHH!!! *Spills his shampane*
   
Eddie: You have shampane? HOW?
   
Rocque: I bought it in the airport.
   
Eddie: For me!
   
Gabbi: You are unbelievable.
   
 Rocque: WHAT? We’re thirteen- I mean, fourteen years old.
   
 Flight Attendant: What!!??
   
Eddie: Please don’t make him leave.
   
Rocque: No way! *Glosses lips* It’s for me. *Goes to bathroom*
   
Eddie: She was smock’n!
   
Gabbi: *Smacks Eddie*
   
Pilot: We will be leaving in two minutes. Please go to your seats, and enjoy the flight.
   
 Airplane: VROOOM! VROOM! VROOM! *Flies in air*
   
Eddie: So beautiful.
   
Rocque: So ugly.
   
 Gabbi: What is?
   
Rocque: That guys face. It’s upside down.
   
Eddie: Oh that kid from Family Guy.
   
Rocque: *Nods*
   
*30 Minutes Later*
   
Australian Guy: *Gets out gun* Hahaha. Everymates get down on your fat knees and die!
  
 *Shoots Pilot*
   
Rocque: Oh c**p!
   
 Eddie: *Gets out of seat* STOP! *Gets to the aisle*
   
Gabbi: *Whispers* STOP!
   
Australian Guy: *Points gun at Eddie*
   
Rocque: Get down!
   
Australian Guy: *fires gun
   
 Eddie: *Gets shot*
   
Rocque: EDDIE!
   
Gabbi: Oh no! *Cries*
   
Eddie: *Arm is bleeding* *Drops down*